Get ready for the craziest showdown in history, folks! It's a mysterious being known as Uni, facing off against a blank slate, an empty canvas. Will Uni be able to overcome this enigmatic enigma? Or will the universe be rewritten?

• The fate of everything hangs in the balance!
• buckle up

This is one story you won't want to miss!

Swallowed in the Degree Desert: Finding My Path

The academia/jungle/maze of higher education/learning/qualification can be a daunting experience/journey/obstacle course. I felt/knew/realized myself spiraling/lost/drowning in a sea of options/choices/possibilities, each degree promising a bright/secure/successful future. But with every application/enrollment/registration, I felt further/more lost/increasingly confused. Was this the right path/direction/course? Was I even meant/destined/capable to navigate this desert/landscape/terrain at all?

I began/started/embarked on a quest/journey/exploration to discover/unearth/uncover my true calling/passion/purpose. I spoke/listened/engaged with professionals/mentors/guides in various fields/sectors/industries, pondering/reflecting/analyzing their experiences/stories/perspectives. The answers/solutions/clarity didn't come easily. They unfolded/emerged/revealed themselves slowly, like threads/clues/signposts in a complex/intricate/winding puzzle/narrative/tapestry.

Is This "Adulting"?The Existential Crisis of Choosing a Major

Standing here, staring at a mountain/forest/ocean of potential majors, I can't help but feel like I'm standing on the precipice/walking blindfolded/lost in a maze. Is this what they mean by "adulting"? Figuring out life goals feels less like a leap of faith and more like jumping off a cliff with a parachute that might or might not work/spinning a wheel of fortune/flipping a coin.

There are so many options, each promising adventure/knowledge/financial security, but how do I choose the one that's destined for me? The pressure is intense/overwhelming/suffocating. What if I pick the wrong major? What if I waste time/miss out on something amazing/regret my decision forever?

Maybe it's just part of the process, but this feels less like an exciting new chapter and more like an existential crisis/struggle/headache.

I'm So Lost, I Don't Even Know Where to Begin

It's like an endless void is blocking my path. I feel totally stuck. Every time I try to imagine myself years from now, I just see nothingness. I'm anxious and I don't know how to find my way. Maybe there's something wrong with me?

• Is this a sign I should change careers?
• Perhaps it's time for therapy

That Big Next Step

So, you've survived high school. Congratulations! ???? Now comes the big question: where do you go from here. That choice can be seriously daunting. You're bombarded with choices: college, gap year, trade school, or maybe something totally different. It feels like the internet has it figured out, but honestly? No one really knows what they're doing.

Take a deep breath. This isn't a race. There's no perfect answer. The secret is to figure out what genuinely matters to you. What are your goals? What kind of future do you want to build? Once you have a better understanding of that, the rest will start to become clearer.

• Take your time
• Talk to people
• You got this!

This Future Feels Fuzzy: Navigating the Unknown at Uni

Starting university seems like a huge leap into the uncharted territory. You're ditching the familiar routine of high school and jumping headfirst into a world of exciting experiences. Suddenly, there are stacks of decisions to make, concerning what you want to study to how you're going to handle the Uncover here workload and make your place in this totally new environment.

It can all feel a bit intense. You might find yourself asking what the future holds, if you're going to succeed, and if you even know where you're going.

• Don't worry! It's all part of the adventure.
• Welcome the unknown.
• Find connections with people. They'll be your support system through it all.
• Be open to new opportunities.

This is your chance to learn, to expand both personally and academically. Remember, you're not alone in feeling a bit lost. Go with the flow, enjoy the ride, and before you know it, you'll be navigating this life like a pro.